A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
Deaths Sword Is a serrated blade with a flat key like form.
Death's Sword
The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.
Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.
Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.
when you're a ginger and you fall and satan comes out of the ground and consumes you
omg, look at that ginger swinging on that branch. I hope he falls to his ginger death.
A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.
She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.
When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.
(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?
(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!