Country Dictionary

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

an absolute cutie even though he doesn't like to admit it

Yo, there's a new synonym for cute, I heard it's called "Boner Bob"? Yeah lol, let's carry on with our anal sex now dear.

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.

Girl: "You're so hard right now" Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"