A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Hey, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Michael Giles!"
absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma
normal human: he is literally god
Michael Desousa- cool guy
Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.
Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh
A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
Sitting up in the best possible posture. With your head straight up. Looking forward completely spaced out. With a vacant mind and a vacant stare. H
Hey! Look at that sick bro over there paced out sitting on that bench. He's michael shepparding away....d
A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !
Bethan and Michael love each other!
When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion
Shorted to Cheeky M-J
“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”