A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most majestic show, and character to ever exist on planet earth, he is the god of life, and is the purple and green jesus
person 1: did you see the newest episode of barney?
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard
It is defined as a woman with an existly large stomach/belly which covers majority of her lower body which give the appearance that her belly and vagina are one. The term was coined within the Caribbean Island of Trinidad and Tobago where a woman vagina is commonly know as a nanny hence the word barney is a derivative of the combination of both words belly and nanny.
Look at this chick what a huge barney.
“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling
Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town
Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.
"you wish you were as cool as barney"
Barney tends to be a great, kind considerate person, who happens to be gifted in looked and intelligence. He’s always there for his friends when they need him, except when they annoy him, he can them come across as a snake, but he means well.
Barney is a guy thats big brain and misunderstood stood as (Barney the dino)