A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
a insult to a person and his/her parents in norwegian.
stating that your mom is a man, your dad is gay and that you are an adopted transgendered person.
boy: mor di e så feit at hun må betale for tre seter på kinoen.
your mom is so fat that she has to pay for three seats at the theatres/cinemas.
joker: mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert transe.
your mom is a man, your dad is gay and you are a adopted trans.
Much further than any regular human would consider close, a short distance or not far
Person 1: How far away is the pub?
Person 2 :Not far
Person 1: Are we there yet?
Person 2: about 5 more Kilometres yet....
Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth
I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.
John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.
“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”