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Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses

by Awesomesaucemixer April 09, 2019

Lasagna

Another word for Roadkill Pussy

Damn, that chick i hit at the party last night was straight lasagna.

by grandayyfan667 May 19, 2019

Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

by Zioooooo October 02, 2023

Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.

Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.

by TheNewWorld May 25, 2015

Lasagna

a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex

“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky

by testicle mary July 06, 2018

Lasagna

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

by Leonk11 February 10, 2025

Lasagna

When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.

Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)

by Yo momma named John May 23, 2022