A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*
Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
Sexual dessert.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.