A fork of Rural Dictionary
Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.
"Hey, isn't that Matty?" "Yeah, he's my best friend." "Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"
Will likely projectile poo in your closet.
Matty has a dead cat.
Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)
elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls" Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!" elysiv: "what's her name?" Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"