A fork of Rural Dictionary
A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back
I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza
He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.
Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel
Girl 2 . I love him too
Girl 3 . Have all my babies
Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you
Girl 5 . Yesssssssss
… you get the point
He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada
Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego
Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!