Country Dictionary

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Australia

An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.

The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.

by SMTElitist June 22, 2023

Australia

A rip-off of Texas.

Australia is a rip-off of Texas.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024

Australia

It didn’t exist. Why are you searching up a thing that doesn’t exist.

Have you been to Australia? What is that?

by May 22, 2023

Australia

They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate Friend: Stop being upside down Me: What? Friend: Australia Me: Stop being upside down Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

by Definishons September 23, 2020

Australia

The place where people walk around barefoot on the streets.

Australia

by MuzzCheese May 08, 2021

Australia

See Land Down Under

Mike: Hey Steve! Wanna go to Australia? Steve: *starts playing Down Under by Men At Work

Australia

A place where at least they don't have AR 15's

As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 09, 2020