A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
A penis with poop on it from anal sex.
Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.
The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.
Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.
In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.
Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.
The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.
To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."