A fork of Rural Dictionary
To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
Jac on the cob
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob