A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb
To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.
Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.
The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.