A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”
It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”
This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
‘Accrescere il mito’ was firstly invented by the author Luca Says Relax from Abruzzi in 2021. Shortly after a group of brave men (and as a matter of facts women) kept this philosophy as a way of living. ‘Accrescere il mito’ helps this small group of emigrants to cope with the cold winters in Luxembourg
Tonight we have to accrescere il mito
We are accrescendo il mito
Yesterday night I accresciuto il mito
‘Accrescere il mito’ is a religion firstly created by Luca Says Relax in Milan, Italy. It became famous when a small group of brave men (and as a matter of facts women) adopted ‘accrescere il mito’ as a life philosophy in Luxembourg. ‘Accrescere il mito’ helps this small group of immigrants to overcome the cold winter of Luxembourg.
Bro, we have to accrescere il mito tonight.
Hey man, tonight ho accresciuto il mito, I can go to sleep now.
Let’s go to war tonight, stiamo accrescendo il mito.
Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town
Girl:where are you from?
Guy:capron IL Hbu?
Girl:oh wait I just noticed the time my dog is running away(best excuse she could think of to get away from a filthy capron guy)