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Using therapy methods and vocabulary in unhealthy or aggressive ways; specifically, to control or manipulate another individual's behavior or actions.
She said it was her "boundary" that you're not allowed to talk to your friends anymore? She's definitely Jonah-Hilling you, boundaries aren't meant to control.
Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
The greatest voice actor and Twitch streamer to voice a sexy anthropomorphic wolf who’s in love with a dwarf rabbit in an anime.
My friend, Jonah Scott has the greatest life!
Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack
Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck
Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas
Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches
- Dennis Prager
2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.
Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”