A fork of Rural Dictionary
July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!
“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”
National destroy a shoplifting detector day
Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?
Rip shoplifting detector 07/16
National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!
you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”
Some may say that because Rosa is Spanish for rose, that she would in fact, be like a rose. But i say otherwise, roses have thorns, imperfections that cannot be embraced therefore removed and discarded of, cut off from the stalk. Instead i see Rosa as a buttercup, the bright yellow that contrasts with the green of the morning grass. Buttercups shine in the sun, reflecting its happy light on to those who may want to see it in its full glory. They shine with such vibrancy that no other flower can, simply because of its vivid nature. Buttercups may be common in their season, but its hard to find the right buttercup, with the right amount of shine, that shows up at the right time, just for you to pick. You could say that the buttercup chooses yo pick YOU and not the other way around. So when you find your buttercup, cherish their bright colors, embrace them in their dark moments, and shade them from the sun when they begin to shrivel and hide away. Rosa is just like a Buttercup, hiding away when she needs you the most, wanting to be embraced in dark moments, That is why it is important to adore her in her best moments, to ensure that she will come to you in her worst. Quality over quantity is what we're told, although i haven't known you for long, i hope you remember me when you're old.
Happy birthday Rosa, will you continue to be my Buttercup? :)
-Zoe (Rosas 16th bday)
the 16th marks the birthday of the littlest of the little people.
i heard lili was born on the 16th of march
Wow! She must be so little!
The day when you need to stop overthinking and dye your hair cherry red. Today you can dye your hair without your mother’s permission😘❤️❤️
Mom: WHY IS YOUR HAIR RED?!?!
Me: It s the 16th of march