A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Piper is someone worthy of love. They may believe that they're a burden, annoying, or constantly need to put up a front. None of that is true, if your name is Piper and you're seeing this, hi! You're incredible. You've never been a burden, not one bit annoying, and you don't need to force yourself to be someone else just to make people happy. You're incredible and talented, you're loved by everyone around you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Shout out to all the Pipers out there!!! I love you!
"Piper is so sweet, I'm so happy whenever they come online."
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.
Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
A big black male who has been caught texting little boys
Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?
Person 2: Yeah that strong black male
Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.
When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.
You had to pay the piper