Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 29, 2019

Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them

PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS

by YesBigDaddyDolan March 07, 2019

Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media

Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"

by HassleCaugh April 09, 2016

Instagram bff

Person who is willing to go lengths to get you an amazing IG picture.

I love that picture!”

“My Instagram BFF took that picture”

by Mcham022 November 23, 2017

Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021

Instagram takeover

When a group of juniors request the seniors the access to their account so they can post something fun

The Revenants have now completed the Instagram Takeover of THIS PAGE for the next 24 hours!!!!

by RevLuB April 11, 2023