A fork of Rural Dictionary
A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.
It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.
Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"
Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!
A double rocks or pint glass filled to the brim with Jameson Irish Whiskey and ice.
Give me a Neil.
I'll have a Neil.
I've had 3 Neil's tonight.
the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.
person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil