Country Dictionary

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?" "no.. whats that?" "National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift "" "okay!" The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th? Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

National send a d!k pic day a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic Why? Becauseits may 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude! Sam: Shhhh Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th Sam: So? Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!! Him: Of course I did!!!

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th