A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day
Person 2: don’t mind if I do
Tastes very bad
Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food
Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food
A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?
No. He's a bagle eating jew.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.
Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!