A fork of Rural Dictionary
Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
Josie Cruz has a very common personality you’ll eventually come across. She’s a mature, witty friend who always gets people laughing. When others insult her you’ve got two results, either she’ll ignore you/make a joke OR (depending on if she likes you as a person or not) she’ll go off on you. She an observer and knows almost everything about everyone. She cherishes everyone around her and tries her best to include everyone, as she’s been excluded A LOT not too long ago due to her quiet demeanor. She still maintains that calm nature, but has gone out of her comfort zone a little more than often. She’s also EXTREMELY smart and can prove you wrong if she feels like it. She’s always sticking up for friends and making everyone feel comfortable and safe. now, to conclude..DONT. LOSE. THIS. ANGEL.
Person 1: “hey you know josie cruz, right?”
Person 2: “yeah the smart ass?”
Pretty girl, hot tempered person but emotional peep. Short, good in overthinking, has a great humor, she always make her self free so anybody can talks to her.
Francheska Lorraine Cruz is always angry but she always cry too.
A men who steels there moms credit card to buy supreme.He also likes straws
hey warro cruz who spent 100000 dollars on supreme
Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
When you fly to Mexico when the weather gets crazy
That Cat 5 hurricane is on its way so I think I'm takin a Cruz!