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Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.
Colton is the best person I know
Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.
He is amazing he is a king in my eyes I love Colton
The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
Scout and Colton are the best names to go together. Their both funny, some people are jelous of them. But they don't care, they know their better. Scout and Colton are the best boyfriend and girlfriend.
Hey look its Scout and Colton. They are like the best boyfriend and girlfriend.
A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools
defenishion colton s. is my favorite drug dealer