A fork of Rural Dictionary
Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."
Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night
A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb
This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.
When is the mayonnaise stream?
I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.