A fork of Rural Dictionary
When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.
Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?" Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"
When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.
My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight. ((Lyrical potential))
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.
A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body. Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much. D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun. Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it) Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet? Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this. D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me? Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help. Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play! Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D. D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this! Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
A Massive black oily booty, paired with his monster of a cock, your grandfather (pi paw), is the ultimate father figure. Well, it's a bit more complicated. Mi maw and pi paw always touched you in ways you could never imagine. But you sort of.. liked it. Pi paw gave you the best nights, even better than sista!
Pi paw gave me the BEST anal last night! Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?" Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera." Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"