A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
A cool and sweet girl who sometimes lets out a secret or two, but is very trustworthy. Most guys are dissapointed because of her looks, but if they get to know her, shes girlfriend material.
Hey, do you know Casey Wire?
Yeah! She is so trustworthy!
It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.
Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.
Working with or collaborating with law enforcement. Indicates someone is “wearing a wire”, but not in a literal sense. Snitching, passing information to police.
“ don’t be going around TJ, man. You know that nigga wired up. He’ll get us all caught up.”
Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!
A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.