A fork of Rural Dictionary
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."
John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!
This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.
Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.
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When you’ve got that one family friend always Feining for the gear but always spends his money at the other dealers house.
Has a shit hit cause the gear he was sold is shit.
Then comes to you and has a sook saying he needs some good drugs….. you tell him you have the killer but how much cash does he have
He turns and says “twenty bucks”
Always wants the ticcy ticcy for the thicky thicky
Great person at heart and very loyal to friends and family. Loves to get real cooked and send everyone of his guy friend dick pics and loves a good tin foil hat.
Has always good intentions with all he does but can be so annoying thinking he is helping.
Get himself more fried then southern style deep fried chicken.
Always chasing fanny but rarely succeeding in the chase.
In pay day he always fixes up his tic. Some times he might be short “twenty bucks”
Hey bro I’m hanging for some more drugs but don’t have much coin, can you do me a point?
I only got “twenty bucks”