A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.
Eric c heard is amazing
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today. Me: You saw a what?! You: HERD --- herd of cows. Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
when you were able to beat something so strong Goku pops out of nowhere...
Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you were strong...
The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room
I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.
“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”