Country Dictionary

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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege. Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix. The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege. Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.

the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.

I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.

by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017

matrix slop

porridge usually from a box. you can eat in a car or suv or bus.

im homeless now all i got is matrix slop hypothetically.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.

“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.” “It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”

by Jplz June 16, 2023

The Bavarian Matrix

A minus lambda I

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!

by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020