A fork of Rural Dictionary
A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?" Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 " Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn". Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245... Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?" "No. No, it's wet."
a loud ass kid that screams alot
Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up
The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.
“There’s no toilet paper left John” “Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”
The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit
“There’s no toilet paper left John” “Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”