Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy. Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018

Leather Berry

An old, sun crisped biker lady most likely resembling a saddle bag.

Use some extra lube before you scrape your fingers in that leather berry.

by SuomiMike32 February 07, 2025

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 20, 2021

Leather face

A women who pretends to be happy in her relationship in the public but her face looks darker toned and her skin changes to almost leather texture because most of the time the women is going through it behind closed doors and not truly happy in the relationship and internally battling herself to keep a man she no isn’t good for her. Layman terms no happy glow

Lani looks real leather faced since being with Derrick

by Messi_ December 26, 2023

Leather Sandwich

A threesome that occurs between one young person and two elderly persons.

Yeah I had a leather sandwich with my grandparents last night, meemaw is LOUDDDD

by spicylilcuban April 19, 2021

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 09, 2018

Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field? Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub! Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020