A fork of Rural Dictionary
A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.
Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?
I don't understand anything. Nothing is to be understood.
-I'm listening to jazz and arguing.
-Skot nic
The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
When in doubt, kung fu nic it!
The act of putting a vape in your sexual partner’s vagina until the light blinks and then pulling it out and hitting it.
“My boyfriend has a nic kink and it feels good when he does it”