A fork of Rural Dictionary
When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor
Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty
Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.
proper straw muncher, can't understand a word
When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
Another word for a meaty cock.
I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.
Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’
“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”
Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.
I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.