Country Dictionary

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Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn

Carrick keeps yawning at the park

by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 26, 2013

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by Endura Tiles December 13, 2021

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2012

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2012