A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.
That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.
A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
youre not an epic absolute gamer noob
That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"