A fork of Rural Dictionary
Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the Cucumber."
An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass
"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
Opposite meaning to cool bananas
A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Hot cucumbers!
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel