A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations
“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”
When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally. Not to be confused with: > Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph > Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts. Respect.
Derived from the skill of hitting a musty flick (from Rocket League), Someone involved in sexual intercourse gets very close to finishing, and right as they are about to blow a load, they hit a backflip, stick it back in, and bust inside. Basically Backflipping and busting.
I just hit a crazy Musty Finish! She asked for the Musty Finish I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!
dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.
So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."