A fork of Rural Dictionary
What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other
Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf
A mythical being that survives against an hard opposition but folds against fodder opposition.
Manchester United are such a bens nan.
Arsenal last season were such a bens nan.
when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”
matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
The ability to get a never ending amount of poon. A gentlemen that exacts an immense amount of female attention
That bro is such a nan slayer! There's always a flood of girls going into his room.