Country Dictionary

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is he smoking tuned backwood?
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To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

tell the story or issue

tune the gwan that happened yesterday .

A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.

The new Taylor Swift song is playing on country 96.1 and hits 103.3. Talk about deja tune.

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.

"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.

This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.