A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.
"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"
Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique
A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”
Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”
A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
A word you use when you find out someone you've known for a long time desperately wants to sleep with you, and you've been oblivious to their many hints over the years.
"I'd let you try and exhaust me"
"would"
employed to comment on customary conduct.
I mean, that's what they would say, right?