A fork of Rural Dictionary
a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together "yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off "wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend" "pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym" "haha cool"
When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
Person 1:"Say fam you ain't catching no play today?" Person 2:"Naww Ima have to yank the skin tonight"
you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
The strongest most Supreme swear word to call anybody.
Phil: "you're gay" Jake: "well you're a gringo yank Phil: *flings back like an anime protagonist getting hit by an antagonist but instead of getting up and rushing back to fight, fucking dies*
The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16
Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.
Similar to "keep on a short leash". Yanking someone's leash means to verbally admonish them, usually constantly and for things that don't warrant it. Often done until the person whose leash is being yanked stops acting or talking a certain way and loses a part of what made them themselves. This is often associated with a controlling relationship. Derived from the concept of pulling on a dogs leash when he tries to go somewhere or do something that the owner doesn't approve of. See also: Pussy whipped Not to be confused with: Yanking your chain
Husband: *innocent joke* Wife: Do you always have to do this? You are humiliating me, you're so insensitive, that joke was not okayandblablablablablablabla Husband: I'm sorry, dear. Husband's friend: Damn bro, she's really yanking your leash!