A fork of Rural Dictionary
Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside. (Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again* Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.
Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog. Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga
a line of being near cancelled named after the infamous KiwiJoe
person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad person 2: you're walking the kiwi line
Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).
“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?” “No, the hot blonde is my friend.”
an active and famous gc on instagram. charli’s kiwis gc was named after harry style’s song kiwis
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
To do IT with an Australian person
Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl Person 2: TMI dude