A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth
Lloyd Heard has such a big butt
Beta, a man who is seen as passive, subservient, weak
Austin heard is being a beta
To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.
Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.
VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return. Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur. NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit. Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell. Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur. Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell. Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge
"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"
When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed
That burrito go me hearding the bed.
that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨
Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10 *We both start doin the dance