A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have sex
friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
person:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
person: microwave this pussy
When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
Has no bitches. None.
Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
When you fart in a woman's mouth
I gave Sheila a sassy microwave this morning. It covered up her morning breath.
When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?
John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.