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A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

when youre super cool and do your work!!

"Are you guys in productivity city or at procrastination station?" -Mr. Teacher guy

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

They provide us with insight into a product’s service’s quality, function, and usefulness

I want to write a product review on the new IPhone 11.

They provide us with insight into a product’s or service’s quality, function, and usefulness.

I want to write a product review on the new Apple IPhone 11.

Any type of food or drinks that induce farting

G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"