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Boss-in-law

Your boss' boss.

My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.

by Ugly IT Chick August 29, 2014

Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

by Heinkel November 25, 2017

pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.

liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.

by bostoncasey April 28, 2019

step-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's spouse.

My step-co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021