A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it
Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea
Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob
For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
Got to keep Molech entertained.
Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way
when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment