A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the biggest shits to walk the earth. Disloyal, lying, dishonest to his friends, and a cheat. Supports the worst football team on the south coast, and is a proud Scummer. As well as his football shirt, he is a walking red flag.
Girl 1: “I am interested in Dane.” Girl 2: “I heard he cheated on his ex when they had a small baby together, he’s a bit of a shit.”
Overall, great fucking guy. Dane is hilarious, great looking, and has better style than people named Aidan Quinn.
Person 1: Omg have u seen Dane yet today? Person 2: I actually just got done talking to him, he had my laughing in tears. Person 1: lol and not to mention his style is just awesome. Person 2: haha so much better style than Aidan Quinn
He is a teacher's pet, and his taste in music is 90's to the '80s so it is not good, he will brag about anything and everything he can brag about, when he is mad he stays silent and tries to make other feel bad for him.
The best person you'll ever meet. She is kind, supportive, funny, caring and really awesome. Her music taste is elite and basically everything about her is perfect. "Nobody is perfect" doesn't apply to her at all. She is also a dinosaur 🗿
likes to play warthunder. is a nerd
hey guys im dane WaNnA PlaY WAr ThUnDeR
Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.
Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…” Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?” Them: “Mmhmm.” Their friend: “Mmhmm…”