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Somebody named Lana.

Person 1: Is that Lana?!
Person 2: Yight.

Lana is dumb girl that no one likes and only have 1 friend, she also think he likes her but she's wrong also lana is starving her self everyday so she can be pretty maybe one day she will also hi i am lana

Lana is sad because she's ugly haha

the silliest ever

That person is so silly! They must be a Lana.

A girls name that spells anal backwards

“Hey, that new girl Lana is cute”

“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”

baddieeee

lana is a baddie

Lana has a huge dick.

Person A: Wow Lana's dick is so big!!
Person B: I wish mine was so huge :(

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree