A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece
“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”
A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.
Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”
A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.
hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus
When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.
Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.